Transformers: Energon
“Deception Army” – Episode 46
Written by Voicebox Productions
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Rodimus: Raaahaaggh! He looks bad.
Jetfire: Hhh.
Rodimus: Landmine, take Jetfire directly to Ocean City and put him in sickbay with Roadblock.
Landmine: Right. What about you, Rodimus?
Rodimus: I’m heading back through the spacebridge and I’ll catch up with Cliffjumper as soon as I can. I just hope Optimus can punch a hole to get us… out.
[Transition]
Sixshot: This one’s for you, bro…
Superion: Aaah!
Optimus: Superion Maximus, I’m going after Galvatron. You get to Kicker.
Superion: Yes, sir!
Optimus: And good luck. Huh?!
Galvatron: Aaaaaaagggh!
Optimus: Aaaaah! Ugh! Hhh… Galvatron…!
Galvatron: You’re mine, Prime!
Optimus: Eghh! Aaah!
Galvatron: Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha… That’s it… You run, because there’s nothing I like better than to hunt. Galvatron, hyper mode!
Optimus: Huh?
Galvatron: Sayonara! Aaaaaaaaahhhhh…!
Optimus: Yaaaaaaahhh!
Galvatron: Huh?!
Sixshot: Got ‘im.
Optimus: Aaaaaaaaaa-aaaaaaahhhh-aaahaahh!
Starscream: Did you destroy Optimus, sir?
Galvatron: That meddling moron will pay for interfering again. Sixshot, how many times have I told you to butt out?! Now you’ve let my arch enemy slip through my grasp a second time! Get Scorponok and Constructicon Maximus to go below and find Prime!
Starscream: Yessir!
Galvatron: Optimus is still alive.
[Transition]
Arcee: May I have your attention… As the train approaches the station, please remain behind the white line at all times — and get ready to eat lead, freaks! Yeaaah! This is a Terrorcon free zone!
Hot Shot: Okay guys, keep your eyes peeled. Two stations to go. Duty calls, Arcee. Let’s get to work.
Arcee: Good afternoon, commuters. I hope you’re having a pleasant day… Not! Haah!
Kicker: Shut it down.
Hot Shot: What’s up, Kicker? This isn’t our last stop.
Kicker: Heh, I know. And I’ll bet you anything the Decepticons are lying in wait for us at the next station. I’ve got a better plan.
Hot Shot: Better?
Arcee: Good point.
Kicker: Hot Shot, contact Optimus.
Hot Shot: But that’ll give away our position!
Kicker: Exactly… Heh, heh.
[Transition]
Optimus: Ugghh, ughh… Ugh, ugh… Huh? Wing Saber… Are you all right? He’s slipped into sleep mode.
Hot Shot: Optimus…
Optimus: Huh?
Hot Shot: Come in, Optimus…
Optimus: Hot Shot! Where are you?
Hot Shot: We’re one stop due south of Central Tower station. Can you meet up with us here?
Optimus: That’s a no-go. Hot Shot, you and Kicker proceed with your orders, all right?
Hot Shot: Aw?
Kicker: What’s holding him up? What is he doing?! Ask him what’s going on over there.
Optimus: Ughh… Just a leg wound, but I’m all right. You go find your family, Kicker.
Kicker: But Optimus…
Optimus: Ugh… You… have to rescue them…
Kicker: Hh.
Omega Supreme: I’ll go.
Hot Shot: Yeah. Good idea.
Arcee: C’mon, Kicker. Let’s roll.
Kicker: Uh… right… He said a leg wound…
Hot Shot: Yeah. So?
Kicker: Hang on, Omega Supreme.
[Transition]
Galvatron: Heh, heh, heh, heh, heh, heh, heh…
[Transition]
Kicker: Okay, here’s the deal. You go on ahead.
Omega Supreme: Where to, Kicker?
Kicker: This tunnel leads to an industrial complex.
Omega Supreme: Industrial complex…
Kicker: There’s something there I want you to take to Optimus.
Omega Supreme: Right.
Kicker: Optimus can be so stubborn. Yes, he’s in charge, but that doesn’t mean he has to go it alone. He’s always putting himself in the line of fire to protect everyone else. It’s time we take care of him. After all, well, he’s kinda like a father to me. You look after him, Omega Supreme.
Omega Supreme: Count on me.
[Transition]
Ironhide: I don’t know what I’ve been told…
All Three: I don’t know what I’ve been told…
Ironhide: The Decepticons are gettin’ old!
All Three: The Decepticons are getting old!
Ironhide: Aw, holy moly… Move it away, boys. The entire medical centre’s under attack! It’s time to show those Decepti-scumbots what Team Ironhide is made of. Follow me, men!
All Three: Yeah!
Doctor: You’ve gotta help us!
Ironhide: Don’t worry, doc. That’s what I’m here for.
Doctor: Hurry! Bulkhead and his men are trapped inside sickbay!
Ironhide: Good, fire at anything that moves, boys!
Yellow: Hang in there, doc!
Ironhide: They’re putting out the heavy artillery. Ready or not… Here I come! Ironhide, turbo blast attack!
Yellow: Unreal!
Red: Amazing!
Blue: Check out those barrels! They’re a-blazin’!
Strongarm: He should watch where he’s shootin’.
Skyblast: Ironhide knows what he’s doing.
Ironhide: Whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa-ohhh…! Whoaaa… whoaaa-oaa… Whoaaa. Ugh! Ohhh yeah, baby, what a rush.
[Transition]
Sixshot: Anytime now…
Galvatron: Idiot!
Sixshot: Huh?
Galvatron: How dare you interfere with me?
Sixshot: Eh, but, sir!
Galvatron: You try it again, Sixshot, and you’ll be a memory!
Sixshot: Okay, I get your point! I won’t do anything then… Jerk. I quit.
[Transition]
Ironhide: Hey Bulkhead, so how’s everyone doing?
Bulkhead: Heheh, never better, Ironhide. All rested and ready to go.
Nurse: Please, sir, you’re scaring the other patients. Now act your age!
Bulkhead: Hahaha. Hahaha, ohh, don’t be such a ninny-nurse.
Downshift: Ironhide, what’s happening on planet Cybertron?
Prowl: Yeah, and what about Rodimus?
Downshift: Where are the Decepticons headed?
Prowl: Yeah, and how’s the Energon grid holding up?
Downshift: What about Kicker?
Prowl: And what about his family?
Downshift: And ya gotta tell us… What about Optimus Prime?
Prowl: What about Optimus Prime?
Ironhide: Uhh… uhh…
Downshift & Prowl: What’s goin’ on?
Ironhide: Aaaaaaaaarrrrrggghhhh…! Would you just shut up and listen?!
Prowl: Huh?
All Three: Aaahahahahahahahahaha! Ironhide!
Red: We love you, big guy!
Blue: You make our spirits fly!
Yellow: And for you we’ll always try!
Ironhide: Aaahahaha, ha, ha, ha, ha…
Downshift: What’s up with them?
Prowl: They must have their wires crossed.
Bulkhead: Anyone seen the nurse…?
Strongarm: Ehh, enough of this silliness. Let’s mine some Energon.
Skyblast: Yeah…
Ironhide: Hey! Where ya goin’?!
[Transition]
Omega Supreme: Hmm. Kicker, I can sense your presence here.
[Transition]
Galvatron: Oh, there you are, Optimus Prime.
Optimus: Eghhh… urghhh… aaah… ahhh…
Galvatron: You’re willing to perish defending your worthless minion?! Hahahahaha! Have it your way.
Optimus: Hhh! Wing Saber! Aaghh…!
Superion: Errrgaaaaaaahhh!
Optimus: Superion!
Superion: Errrr-aaaaaagggghhh! Hhh, hhh, hhh… You and me, got that, Galvatron?!
Galvatron: Why not? I’m an equal opportunity destroyer of Autobots.
Superion: Errrr… Hggh, hghh, hgh!
Galvatron: Ha, ha, ha. Hahahahaha! Is that the best that you can do?
Superion: Hrrrgghh…
Galvatron: Game over! Huh?! Haaah! Ugh!
Starscream: Huh?
Constructicon: Huh?
Scorponok: Aaah!
Optimus: Yes! Just in time! Blast them!
Omega Supreme: Now it’s personal! Yaaaaahhh!
Optimus: Omega Supreme! Optimus Prime, Powerlinx! Fire-1, combine! Copter-2, combine! Digger-3, combine! Submarine-4! Optimus Prime, Powerlinx complete!
Galvatron: You… pathetic excuse for a soldier!
Optimus: Yaah!
Galvatron: Urgh!
Optimus: Urgh!
Galvatron: Aaaaahh! Urrgh, ugh!
Optimus: Kicker, this one’s for you!
Kicker: Hh!
Arcee: You sense that?
Kicker: Yeah, big time.
Hot Shot: My tracking device says we’re almost there. Get ready.
Kicker: Let’s do it!
Scorponok: Keep firing!
Wing Saber: Hrgh, urghh, urghh…
Starscream: Huraaaahhh!
Omega Supreme: Hrgh! Huh? Superion!
Superion: Huh?
Omega Supreme: I’m on my way! Transform! Omega Supreme!
Superion: Huh? Thanks, Omega Supreme!
Starscream: Hehehehehahahaha… Yaaahh — aaahh! Urghh!
Galvatron: Curse you, Optimus Prime! Come… and get me!
Optimus: Hrrrrrgh…
Galvatron: Urgh! A valiant try, Prime, but you… lose. Ergh!
Optimus: Aah! Ugh!
Galvatron: Hahahahahahahahaha… I hope you have health insurance, Prime. Scorponok!
Scorponok: Yessir! Terrorcons, attack!
Galvatron: Your move, Prime… And it will be your last.
[Transition]
Kicker: I can still smell Mom’s cooking.
Arcee / Hot Shot: Ugh! Ugh! Ugh!
Kicker: The place is abandoned. They must’ve bolted.
Hot Shot: Like where? The control room, maybe?
Kicker: No. Probably… to the core.
Hot Shot: Then let’s blast a path through these creeps.
Kicker: Right! Huh? What was that?!
Galvatron: What are you waiting for, Prime?! I suppose it really doesn’t matter.
Optimus: Urrrgaaaggghh…
Galvatron: You see, things have been going my way lately; what with me stealing planet Cybertron from the humans and you a helpless Autobot awaiting obliteration at my hands… Sooner or later, someone will find your smoldering mainframe and when they do, I’ll be lying in wait to give them their just desserts. Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha! So, Optimus Prime, are you ready to admit defeat?
Optimus: Uggghhh…
Galvatron: Sadly for you, it seems today is your day of reckoning.
Ironhide: Not if I can help it!
Optimus: Huh?
Ironhide: Looks like today is your day of reckoning, Galvatron! I’m sick and tired of always battling scum like you, so this is where it ends!
Galvatron: Ugh.
Ironhide: And Team Ironhide is here for backup!
Team Ironhide: Yeah!
Galvatron: Fools! How dare you challenge me! Terrorcons, attack! What?!
Bulkhead: I just love Terrorcon hunting season! Transform! Bulkhead, Powerlinx!
Downshift: Downshift, transform!
Bulkhead: Shall we?
Downshift: Let’s do it!
Galvatron: Fire! Everyone, fire! That’s it! Playtime is over, Prime!
Optimus: Not a chance!
Ironhide: Give Optimus a boost!
Strongarm: One Energon star comin’ up!
Skyblast: Wing Saber! Time for a little pick-me-up!
Wing Saber: Ahh. Ahhh.
Optimus: Thanks, Ironhide. I needed that.
Ironhide: Heh, heh, heh, heh…
Optimus: You know what to do, Wing Saber.
Wing Saber: Right.
Galvatron: Mrgh. Mrgh. Mrggh.
Optimus: Optimus Prime!
Wing Saber: Wing Saber!
Optimus & Wing Saber: Powerlinx!
Optimus: Optimus Prime, Powerlinx complete!
Galvatron: Errrraaaggghh!
Optimus: Meteor attack mode!
Galvatron: Errrrrgghhh…!
Starscream: Galvatron! No!
Galvatron: Ugh… ugh… uggghh… ugh. Hhh. Curse you, Optimus Prime. Ugh… ugh. Ha, ha, ha, hahahahaha… Nicely done, my friend, but you caught me off guard for the last time. And remember, I control Cybertron!
Optimus: What? Ironhide!
Ironhide: Huh?! Pull back, men! It’s Energon gas!
Galvatron: You’re too late for that. Come in, Sixshot! Sixshhhoooot!
Sixshot: Hmm.
Galvatron: Why that — arghh — insolent fool! Mirage! Demolishor! Snow Cat! Where are you?
Snow Cat: (Yodels.)
Demolishor: (Makes ape noises.)
Dr. Jones: Okay, just remember to be careful, fellas. One slip and we’re done like dinner.
Galvatron: What do those bumbling boneheads think they’re doing? Incompetent idiots. I need backup and I need it now.
Bulkhead: What’s wrong, Galvatron? Your men desert you?
Galvatron: Why you old fool…
Starscream: Galvatron, wait! You’ve got to give complete control back to Sixshot, sir. Otherwise, we won’t be able to destroy planet Cybertron!
Galvatron: Errr… Scorponok, you’re incharge here now.
Bulkhead: Ya think it’s a trap?
Optimus: No, I think Galvatron’s just having a little control issue.
Omega Supreme: Talk about having a bad day.
Optimus: Yeah.
[Transition]
Miranda & Sally: Hhh…
Kicker: Mom! Sally!
Miranda & Sally: Huh?
Sally: Kicker! Kicker! So, what took you so long anyway, huh?!
Kicker: Sorry… Hey, where’s Dad and Rad?
[Transition]
Snow Cat & Demolishor: Aaaaahh!
Dr. Jones: Ohhh! Ohh, agh, hey! I told you twits to be more careful! Don’t you realize I’m just a human. You can’t be tossing me around like a ragdoll. Aaaaahh, that’s smarts!
Demolishor: So now what?
Snow Cat: We go back to Galvatron and get powered up!
Dr. Jones: Hey! Come back here! Huh?
Snow Cat: (Yodels.)
Demolishor: (Makes ape noises.)
Dr. Jones: Great. Now what am I supposed to do? Hey! Now’s my chance to escape from them!
[Transition]
Sixshot: Aaaaggghhh! Ughh.
Galvatron: That’s what you get for ignoring me, Sixshot!
Starscream: Galvatron! Somehow the Energon grid seems to be locked, which means we can’t stop the Autobots from attacking!
Galvatron: What?! Huh?
Sixshot: Aaaaahahahahaha! Awww, poor Galvatron. Looks like you need me to control the planet, doesn’t it?! Hahahahahahaha! Hahahahahaha!
Galvatron: Errrrrrrr….!
[Transition]
Snow Cat: (Yodels.)
Demolishor: (Makes ape noises.)
Snow Cat: Are you ready to take a dip and get powered up, Demolishor?
Demolishor: Heheh, yeah!
Snow Cat: Are ya ready?!
Demolishor: Ready…
Snow Cat & Demolishor: Power up!
Demolishor: I’m scared…
Snow Cat: Don’t be. On the count of three…
Demolishor & Snow Cat: One… two… three… Aaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhh!
Q-1: I wonder what Demolishor and Snow Cat saw in there.
Q-2: Who knows?
Q-3: At least Kicker managed to rescue his mother and sister.
Q-1: Thank goodness for that.
Q-3: And now planet Cybertron is about to pass through the spacebridge.
Q-1: Hooray for small victories.
Q-2: What will the Autobot warriors do?
Q-1: Fight with all your might!
[End]