Starscream: Cyber Key Power! How do you like me now?! Who wants some? Ergh! Ragh! Ugh! Raauggh! Ugh! Are you as pathetic as the rest of your team, Optimus Prime? Rrrrghh!
Thundercracker: Whoo-wee! Way to git ‘er done! Starscream, you showed those Autobots who’s boss, even if they was just holograms. Huh. Thinks his oil don’t stink. Oooh-wee, well, stink it do!
[Transition]
Coby: It’s only a movie…
Movie Hero: I’ll never let you hurt her!
Movie Monster: Rrrr… Raaaugghh!
Coby: Oh yeah, that movie rocked!
Lori: I totally agree. The effects were sweet!
Coby: You think being scared is sweet? The monster freaked me out.
Lori: Heh, heh. Geez, Coby, didn’t know you were such a scaredy cat.
Coby: Hey, that’s completely untrue, Lori! I am not a scaredy cat!
Bud: Raaaahhhh!
Coby: Aaaaaahhhh!
Autobots: Hahahahahahahaha!
Coby: C’mon guys, it’s not funny.
Jolt: Wow, going to the movies sounds like fun! Next time, maybe I can go with you!
Bud: Sure!
Scattorshot: Don’t get your hopes up, little Jolt. You’d freak humans out.
Bud: No sweat. We’d just say he’s a fanboy.
Lori: Bud’s right. You should check out an anime convention.
Jolt: Anime convention?
Bud: Fans dress up like their favourite movie and toon characters.
Jetfire: Optimus, we should tell people that we’re fanboys. It can make our mission easier. Hahaha.
Optimus: Hmmm… Not a bad idea.
Jetfire: No! I’m sorry! I was just kidding!
Optimus: Heh. I guess we’re a bit tall.
Autobots & Kids: Hahahahahaha!
Optimus: Any new developments?
Landmine: There’s nothing to report.
Vector Prime: Hmm… This is not good. We cannot allow Megatron to beat us to those Cyber Planet Keys at any cost. If he gets them, none of us will be laughing.
Optimus: Hmmmm…
[Transition]
Megatron: Starscream, have you located the Omega Lock, hmm?
Starscream: Not yet, sir.
Megatron: Hmm. Is it possible you are being too lazy in your search?
Starscream: I’m sorry to disappoint you. Sir, may I ask how your search is going?
Megatron: I’m very confident… it will be found. I believe I have found some new subordinates, Starscream. They’re not slackers. Maybe Ransack or Crumplezone will replace you, if your current pace continues.
Starsream: Hmmm. Did your new team find the second planet?
Megatron: Not yet. But it won’t be long, since we have access to this. Get a move on! Failure will not be tolerated!
Starscream: Oh, Megatron, you are not worthy to hold the ultimate power. But there is a deserving Decepticon, and I’m more than ready to take over. Heheheheheh…
[Transition]
Lori: Hey Daddy, have you found Beetlejuice yet?
Lori’s Dad: Ahh, I haven’t seen anything yet, honey. I think it’s somewhere over to the east.
Lori’s Mom: Tea!
Lori: Ooh, hot tea!
Lori’s Mom: Herbal green tea from our own garden. Here.
Lori: Thanks, Mom. Mmm. Dad, what if you met someone from another planet? Would you want to talk to them? You could talk about the stars together. Heheh.
Lori’s Dad: Yeah, maybe they could teach me how to use the telescope.
Lori’s Mom: What’s that up there?
Lori’s Dad: Hmm?
Lori: Mommy?
Lori’s Mom: Look, over there.
Lori: That’s the pattern of Atlantis! I’d better tell the Autobots right away.
Scattorshot: Many thanks, Lori!
Jetfire: So… Optimus… What do we do?
Optimus: Well, what are we waiting for? Let’s roll!
Lori’s Dad: Are those shooting stars?
Lori’s Mom: Who knows, sweetie. I think it’s the Air Force.
Lori’s Dad: Well, at least I saw something in the sky tonight.
Optimus: Have you identified the light source?
Jetfire: It’s too bright to ID from here.
Jolt: I’ll go down and take a closer look.
Thundercracker: Hahahahahaha! They’re fallin’ for it! Man, those Autobots are even dumber than they look!
Jolt: Huh? Incoming! Uh? Uhh!
Vector Prime: Ohh!
Landmine: It’s a trap!
Optimus: Yes, even worse, humans will notice this!
Young Officer: Do you think those were fireworks, Sheriff?
Sheriff: Fireworks?! You half-wit! That was one big bang! We’d better get up to the mountain and check it out, pronto!
Young Officer: Yes, sir.
Thundercracker: Hey, Autobots, strafe this on the rocks!
Optimus: What?!
Landmine: Cyber Key Power! Landmine stops the landslide!
Optimus: Thanks.
Landmine: Doin’ my duty.
Overhaul: Errraaaghh!
Thundercracker: Need a light?
Overhaul: Whoa-oa-oa, I can’t see!
Thundercracker: Take that, Autobot. Cyber… Key Power! Thunder Attack!
Optimus: Ugghhh! Time for a little heavy artillery.
Thundercracker: Aaaaaahhhh!
Starscream: What would possess you to do this without my permission?!
Thundercracker: Well, see the, uh, big dog said we could do anything to wipe out Optimus Prime and his pests, so I, uh… So I figured that I, uh…
Starscream: From now on, I’ll do the thinking.
Thundercracker: Huh?
Jetfire: Starscream!
Starscream: Hrrgghh! Cyber Key Power! C’mon! Let’s do this! It’s time you crashed, Jetfire.
Jetfire: It’s time to shut his big mouth.
Optimus: No! Stand down, Jetfire. You can leave Starscream to me!
Starscream: Okay, Optimus!
Optimus: C’mon!
Starscream: Let’s dance!
[Transition]
Optimus: Ugh… Cyber Key Power!
Starscream: Rrrgh!
Optimus: Huh?
Starscream: Rurgghh! What?!
Optimus: Erghh! Errghh!
Starscream: Ergggh!
Optimus: Ugh.
Starscream: (VO) Those were my best moves!
Sheriff: I don’t know who’s up to no good, but we’ll get them.
Jolt: Alert. We have humans approaching.
Optimus & Starscream: Errrrgggghhhhhh!
Jolt: Repeat! Humans approaching! Humans approaching!
Optimus: Hhh. Humans?
Starscream: Bad timing. We’d better call it a night. You’re a lousy dancer, anyway.
Optimus: That’s a sober suggestion coming from one of Megatron’s lackies.
Starscream: I’m not Megatron’s lackey… I bow to no one! Urgghh! Yaaah!
Optimus: Ughh…
Starscream: Hhh… hhh… Huh?
Thundercracker: Hey, Optimus is tough, huh?
Starscream: We’re leaving.
Optimus: Autobots! Roll out!
[Transition]
Sheriff: Hmmm…
Young Officer: I think we missed ’em.
Sheriff: You think, Sherlock?! What was your first clue?!
[Transition]
Hot Shot: (VO) Gotta get myself in peak performance for this race against Override.
Clocker: Okay, you’re back online!
Red Alert: That is a dangerous move! Hot Shot removed his entire self-analysis system. Just how much lighter can he get?
Override: Are you ready?
Hot Shot: Anytime!
Override: Then rev up!
Clocker: Ready… Go! Go! Can’t you hear me?! I said go! Go!
Override: A lady never rushes.
Clocker: Brakedown, let’s go watch!
Brakedown: Yeah!
Red Alert: Wait up!
Hot Shot: What gives? Had a bum starter?
Override: No, I just figured you needed a head start.
Hot Shot: What? Don’t overestimate me, Override.
Override: Aww, is that the best you can do after all that tuning?
Hot Shot: (VO) Man, I can’t let her beat me this bad. If I’m gonna win the Planet Cup… I need more speed! More speed… I need a… Cyber Key! No way, I won’t give up! When I beat her, that’ll prove I can beat anyone!
Clocker: Oh boy!
Hot Shot: Cyber Key Power!
Red Alert: That must be…
Brakedown & Clocker: A Cyber Key!
Hot Shot: Excell-o-wing! I got a Cyber Key! Haha!
Override: What?!
Hot Shot: All right! I’m the fastest thing to ever hit the pavement! With this Cyber Key, nothing can stop me! Hey now, what?!
Override: Hhh!
Hot Shot: C’mon! Why do bad things happen to fast people?!
Brakedown & Clocker: Hot Shot!
Red Alert: I hate always being right!
Hot Shot: Ugghhh… Looks like I’ve customized myself right off the track.
Override: (VO) He’s full of surprises. Hmm. (Out loud) Override, transform!
Clocker: Do ya need help?!
Red Alert: Hmmm!
Override: (VO) Hot Shot intrigues me. I look forward to racing him again.
[Transition]
Crumplezone: Hurry up, Ransack! We don’t wanna be late.
Ransack: No, never.
Megatron: Gentlemen, this is Starscream.
Ransack: How’s the screamin’, pal?
Crumplezone: Nice to meet ‘cha.
Starscream: Excuse me, Megatron. Do you mind if I borrow these new recruits for a while?
Ransack: Does that mean us?
Crumplezone: I guess so.
Megatron: Why?
Starscream: If these two are going to be at my side in the heat of battle, I need to know exactly what they can do.
Megatron: Take them.
Starscream: I will use them well.
[Transition]
Red Alert: Hmm?
Ransack: Heyyy, what’s a goodie-two-shoe Autobot theivin’ about for?
Crumplezone: I guess all those stories about them being heroes is a buncha junk. Hehehehe!
Red Alert: Oh no, not junk. I thought this junk was public property. But wait just a second, how did you know about — Starscream!
Starscream: Crush him!
Red Alert: Hrghhh.
Ransack: Ransack on the attack!
Red Alert: Arghh! Urgh…
Crumplezone: Enter the Crumplezone!
Red Alert: Aaaah! Oooh!
Ransack: Heheh, this is fun, isn’t it, Crumplezone?
Crumplezone: You said it, Ransack! Heheh!
Red Alert: Ohhh… Ohhh.
Ransack: How do you like your Autobot? I like mine extra crispy.
Crumplezone: Yum, yum!
Red Alert: No… no!
Crumplezone: Cyber Key Power! Urgh. Flame Broiler!
Red Alert: Ohhh!
Starscream: Too much.
Crumplezone & Ransack: Hahahahahahahaha!
Red Alert: Red Alert, transform!
Crumplezone: Huh?
Ransack: Whoa…
Red Alert: Extra crispy?! Cyber Key Power! Take this!
Ransack & Crumplezone: Aaaaaahhh!
Red Alert: Guess it’s your turn! Aaaaahh! Urghh, ughh… So what’s Starscream up to now? Ugh.
Starscream: (VO) Megatron’s new lackies proved useful, even if a little… unbalanced. Not up to my standards, but I’ll worry about replacing them once I’m in control. The age of Starscream will soon begin… with this… I can bide my time. Hehehahahahaha!
[End]
Episode Notes
-Optimus says “Cyber Key Power” when combining with his trailer.