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Crumplezone: Hey, there’s some big guy parked up on the road. So, do you think he’s friendly?

Ransack: Uhhh… No! Not friendly!

Ransack & Crumplezone: Aaah!

Ransack: Make tracks, buddy! What’s with him?!

Crumplezone: Uh, I dunno. Maybe he’s related to that cute scooter you dumped. You should’ve been nicer to her.

Megatron: Ha.

Ransack: Aww, man…

Crumplezone: Looks like we’re going bumper-to-bumper. Crumplezone, transform!

Ransack: Ransack, transform!

Megatron: Errr-ah!

Ransack: Aaah!

Megatron: Erggh!

Crumplezone: Ugghh! Ohh!

Ransack: Ahhh. Ohhh.

Megatron: I am Megatron, and now you work for me.

Ransack: Ughh, yeah.

Crumplezone: Yeah, sure. Anything you say, boss.

[Transition]

Optimus: Landmine, are you all right?

Landmine: Oh, uh, yeah. Just feeling a bit useless for being broke down, that’s all.

Optimus: Don’t you worry, old friend. You’ll be a hundred percent and back with us soon.

Landmine: I’m hearing ya loud and clear, Prime. I promise I’ll work hard.

Coby: Uh, hey, Landmine. How’s it going?

Landmine: Better, kid. Thanks for asking.

Optimus: (VO) Very good. Time with friends is exactly what Landmine needs.

Landmine: So tell me, kids. What brings you around here, huh?

Bud: I wanted to bring you some chicken soup, but…

Landmine: Hahaha…

Optimus: Autobots, it’s time for us to plan.

Scattorshot: Well, it doesn’t look like we have a whole lotta options in this situation. We gotta find those Cyber Planet Keys before it’s too late.

Jetfire: I’m not saying I buy all that malarky, but nothing else has worked.

Overhaul: C’mon! Less talkin’, more walkin’!

Jetfire: Wait! Overhaul, where ya goin’? We don’t even know where to look yet.

Optimus: More bolts than brains.

Scattorshot: Yeah, I gotta agree with ya. We can’t just search the universe, we need more information.

Vector Prime: Very well, Optimus. I’ll analyze the Atlantis pattern and attempt to locate the Omega Lock.

Optimus: Excellent, Vector Prime. Scattorshot’s right. We need information. All right, the rest of us will go forth and gather Earth data with one primary objective; finding the Cyber Planet Keys. Is that understood?

Jetfire: Right. I’m on it.

Bud: Go forth, I’ll do that!

Lori: Jetfire, hold on, I wanna help look too!

Jetfire: Hold on tight, Lori. Take off’s gonna be rocky.

Lori: That’s cool.

Scattorshot: Cyber Planet Keys, here I come.

Bud: This is so gonna rock!

Jolt: Glad you could come along for the ride, Master Bud.

Optimus: Autobots, let’s move out!

Bud: Jolt! Jetfire and Lori just burned us! Can’t you fly any faster?!

Jolt: If you wanted to fly fast, you picked the wrong Mini-Con.

Bud: Ughhh.

Jolt: But if you want to surf fast, I can’t be beat! As in surf the ‘net for Cyber Planet Key info.

Bud: Cool!

Lori: This is wonderful! Everything looks so beautiful from up here.

[Transition]

Optimus: Hey guys, how ya doing on Earth?

Blue Car: Not bad, except I kinda hate the traffic.

Optimus: Hahaha.

Red Car: You know what? The other day I was almost carjacked! Hahaha!

Optimus: Be careful to keep up your disguise. We may need to stay here for a while.

Blue Car: Aw, okay, Optimus. But I really hope we return to Cybertron soon.

Red Car: Yeah, I’d really like to be back home.

Optimus: You just know that my team is doing its best to get you there. By the way, have you seen Hot Shot anywhere?

Blue Car: Hot Shot? Well, I, uh…

Hot Shot: Sweet! Nothing compares to the rush of reving up the RPMs! Huh?

Optimus: Hello Hot Shot.

Hot Shot: Hey Optimus! What are you doing here?

Optimus: Hot Shot, watch that transforming in public.

Hot Shot: Ehh, sorry, Bigbot. I wasn’t thinking.

Optimus: Look, we can’t press our luck and risk discovery for the sake of fun. Caution is needed around humans. Is that clear, Hot Shot?

Hot Shot: Right!

[Transition]

Coby: Okay, Landmine, now let’s test the gears. Why don’t you try moving up one of your legs.

Landmine: Hmm.

Coby: So, how did that feel?

Landmine: Not too bad. Feels good.

Coby: That’s great! You’re recovering really fast.

Landmine: It’s all thanks to you, kid. You know, you’ve really given me a second chance.

Coby: It was nothing, really. I just made a few tweaks to your system. After all, Landmine, you’re the one that’s doing all the work.

Landmine: Hey Coby, be straight with me, huh? Am I healed, a hundred percent?

Coby: You’re doing great, but maybe not a hundred percent.

Landmine: Yeah, I kinda figured. But do you think I could go help the guys search for those Cyber Planet Keys?

Coby: Well, don’t you think that’s rushing it?

Landmine: Doesn’t matter! I just can’t sit around here while the other guys are out there risking their necks, y’know.

Coby: Wait!

Landmine: Huh?

Coby: You can’t go out looking like that. It’s time for you to pick a disguise. Uh, how about that?

Landmine: Ahh, I dunno. Ahh, I can’t see myself looking like that, kid. It just ain’t me.

Coby: Okay, it looks like you’re a picky shopper. How about something in a shovel like that?

Landmine: Hmmm…

Coby: I’d say that’s your colour.

Landmine: Mmmhmm… I like it. It’s powerful, it’s sturdy, y’know… Yeah, it’s just my style.

Coby: Go try it on.

Landmine: Landmine, transform!

Coby: Whoa, I dig your new look!

Landmine: Dig! Ha, ha! Hey, that’s a joke, right? I get it! Ha, that’s a good one, kid!

Coby: Mmhmm.

[Transition]

Coby: So this is where I race dirt bikes with my dad and brother.

Landmine: Two wheels, huh? Ha, ha, ha. I’ll stick with four!

Coby: I love it! Just check out the scenery!

Landmine: It’s gold!

Coby: My dad says that this isn’t just the most beautiful place on Earth, but the most beautiful place in the universe.

Landmine: Yeah, it is beautiful. If I were from Earth, I’d probably feel just the same way as your dad, kid.

Coby: Is your home planet as beautiful as this, Landmine?

Landmine: Hhh… Not right now, kiddo. It just makes me too sad.

[Transition]

Thundercracker: Man, whatcha reckon this Omega Lock thing looks like? Where exactly are we headed?! Got a picture of it?

Starscream: Oh, quit whining and keep searching.

Thundercracker: Ohhh, whining?! I’m thinking — out loud! Hey, I was talking to you.

[Transition]

Jolt: Any luck, Master Bud?

Bud: Yeah! I just located an Atlantis pattern.

Jolt: Hoo-hoo! Where is it?

Bud: At a museum down in Mexico.

Jolt: Huhh. So Atlantis is in Mexico?

Bud: Can’t say that for sure, but I do love tacos.

Optimus: I’ve received a report from Jolt. They have located an archeological site in Tierra del Sol, Mexico with an Atlantis pattern. This may be the Omega Lock.

Jetfire: I got it. I’m on my way, Optimus.

Scattorshot: Me too!

Landmine: I’m rolling out!

Optimus: Vector Prime, what do you think?

Vector Prime: Well, the data looks promising.

Optimus: Hmmm… This may indeed be the artifact we seek. That means there’s not a moment to lose. Autobots, let’s roll!

Hot Shot: We’re rolling!

Thundercracker: Would you look at that? Everybody’s off to a party. I just love parties, don’t you, Starscream?

[Transition]

Bud: Hey, you guys! Come over here!

Optimus: Remember, let’s keep it quiet.

Jetfire: At this time of night, any folks around should be fast asleep.

Optimus: Then let’s not wake them.

Weatherman on Television: And talk about hot out there today, the desert…

Guard: (Snoring.)

Optimus: Jolt, Bud, finding the Omega Lock is excellent work. Thank you.

Lori: Yeah, Bud. Real good job.

Bud: It’s cool.

Vector Prime: We need to confirm that it is the Omega Lock.

Bud: So, how do we do that?

Vector Prime: Well…

Thundercracker: Thundercracker!

Starscream: Starscream!

Bud: Hhh!

Optimus: Starscream! Thundercracker!

[Transition]

Crumplezone: Is he mad or something?

Ransack: Ehhh, I dunno. Did we do something to make him mad?

Crumplezone: Yeah, but how could we, Ransack? We ain’t never seen him before.

Megatron: Silence yourselves!

Crumplezone & Ransack: Yessir!

Megatron: The two of you work for me.

Crumplezone: Huh?!

Ransack: Work?!

Megatron: You’ll be my guides to the Speed Planet, unless you’d rather be destroyed.

Crumplezone: I don’t wanna work.

Ransack: It’s an offer we can’t refuse, Crumplezone.

Crumplezone: This guy is mean. He kinda scares the oil outta me.

Ransack: Uhh, go with the flow.

Megatron: Do you have a problem with my offer?

Crumplezone: No!

Ransack: No, sir!

[Transition]

Thundercracker: Hey, how would you like a taste of my Cyber Key Power?!

Jetfire: What now?

Thundercracker: Thunder Cannon!

Jetfire: Ugghh!

Thundercracker: I dropped you like a bad habit!

Jetfire: I hate this guy!

Optimus: Jetfire, find a way to keep Thundercracker busy and as far away as possible from the Omega Lock.

Jetfire: Will do!

Jolt: Good idea, Reverb. Let’s clear the area.

Optimus: Starscream, you’re sorely mistaken if you think the Decepticons are getting the Omega Lock.

Starscream: We’ll see about that. Cyber Key Power! How do you like me now?!

Optimus: Huh? So Thundercracker isn’t the only Decepticon with a Cyber Key.

Starscream: What is it that I see, is that fear in the great Optimus Prime’s eyes?

Optimus: Never! Optimus Prime, super mode!

Bud: Aaaaahh! Oh, man!

Jolt: C’mon, guys! It’s time to stop, drop and roll to a safe spot before one of us gets hurt!

Guard: (Snoring.) Hmmm. Huh?! (Snoring)

Vector Prime: Errr-egh! For Cybertron!

Starscream: Ergghh!

Optimus: No. We’ll take care of the Decepticons. You analyze the Omega Lock.

Vector Prime: Mmmhmm. Leave it to me.

Optimus: You two cover him as he examines to Omega Lock.

Hot Shot: But I want a piece of Starscream!

Scattorshot: Let’s crush those creeps.

Optimus: The Omega Lock comes first. With it could come the future of Cybertron. Now go!

Scattorshot: Understood.

Hot Shot: We won’t letcha down!

Optimus: You were looking for a fight, you’ve found it.

Starscream: I’m too powerful to defeat!

Optimus: Hhh…

Landmine: I’m here to prove you wrong, Starscream!

Starscream: Hey, watch where you’re going! Huh?

Coby: Hhh. Ugh.

Landmine: Landmine, transform!

Starscream: Landmine!

Landmine: Starscream, I’ve got a bolt to pick with you!

Starscream: Give me a break. If I wanted to smash up useless outdated parts, I’d go to the scrap heap.

Optimus: Landmine, go help the others. I’ll handle this second-rate Decepticon.

Landmine: But…!

Coby: No, Landmine! We both know you’re not fully recovered yet! Don’t fight Starscream.

Starscream: Aaah. “Oh, please, don’t fight Starscream.”

Landmine: Ergghh… Hghhh…

Optimus: Landmine! Stand down!

Starscream: (VO) Heh. I’ll take out the weak one first.

Landmine: Aah! Optimus! You’re hurt!

Optimus: Ugh… Don’t worry about me… Retreat now, and guard the Omega Lock.

Landmine: Sorry, I hate to disobey an order, but… Errggghhh!

Starscream: Now I’m mad! Huuurrggghhh! Hmmm. Hmm?

Landmine: No! He’s going after the Omega Lock!

Starscream: Vector Prime is up next. Another old man.

Hot Shot: It’s up to us.

Scattorshot: Yeah, us and a Cyber Key! Cyber Key Power! Eat this!

Starscream: Egh. You missed!

Landmine: Your luck’s about to run out! You beat me once, but I’ve been recycling punks like you for years.

Thundercracker: Starscream! I can’t shake this guy! Take this!

Jetfire: Matching fire! Look out below!

Coby: Huh?!

Lori: Aah!

Coby: Incoming!

Landmine: Coby!

Coby: Eghh. Landmine…?

Landmine: I can’t let these kids get hurt.

Scattorshot: A Cyber Key?

Landmine: Cyber Key Power! Don’t worry, kids! Cyber Tempest!

Coby: Landmine? Huh?!

Landmine: Hey Coby… You, uh, think you can fix me again?

Coby: You betcha, pal.

Vector Prime: This Omega Lock will not help us! It is an imitation!

Optimus: What?

Vector Prime: It’s not the original. This was made only a few thousand years ago. It’s too new to be the real Omega Lock. Besides, if it were real, it would be in-sync with my Cyber Key by now.

Red Alert: Red Alert!

Overhaul: Overhaul, transform!

Red Alert: Get lost, Starscream!

Starscream: No Omega Lock, no need for us!

Thundercracker: It was startin’ to look too much like an Autobot family reunion anyways.

Optimus: Hhh… What took you so long, Red Alert?

Red Alert: Very funny. I only wish we’d had been here earlier to help out the team, Optimus.

[Transition]

Landmine: Coby, you asked me before if Cybertron was beautiful. I think for everybody, home is the most beautiful place in the universe. And y’know, kid, when I first came here, I only wanted to save Cybertron; Earth didn’t really matter to me.

Coby: What?

Landmine: But now, I’ve gotta save the Earth. ‘Cause it turns out some of my best friends live down there.

Coby: Aww.

Landmine: (VO) I mean every word of it, kid. You, me, the Autobots, together, we’re gonna save everybody’s home.

Vector Prime: It seems our search must continue.

Optimus: Hhhh… I guess we’re back to square one, then.

Vector Prime: Fear not, our journey to the ruin was not entirely fruitless.

Optimus: What do you mean?

Vector Prime: I discovered a celestial map at the ruin. And when I studied it, the co-ordinates of the Speed Planet were revealed. There is a Cyber Planet Key there.

Scattorshot: We know the location of one of the Cyber Planet Keys?! That’s great!

Optimus: We’ve got to send someone there. Hot Shot!

Hot Shot: Whoa, “Speed Planet?” Sounds like heaven!

Optimus: That’s a great attitude. You’ll go, but not alone. Red Alert, team up with Hot Shot.

Red Alert: Very well, Optimus.

Optimus: This is very important. While on Speed Planet, you must be discreet. Keep your identities as Cybertronians a secret, and avoid all contact with the locals. Am I making myself clear?

Hot Shot: Got it. Keeping it on the down-low. The D-L.

Red Alert: Oh, bestill my beating heart. A secret mission with Hot Shot? I’m dizzy.

Hot Shot: Huh? Did you say something, partner?

Red Alert: Oh, uh, no. Nothing.

Bud: Hey guys, you’re so lucky! Aw, man, you get to explore like a whole new planet.

Hot Shot & Red Alert: Mmm.

[Transition]

Hot Shot: Whoa! Look at that open road!

Optimus: Autobots, good luck.

Red Alert: Well, see ya soon, friends.

Hot Shot: Here goes nothing!

[Transition]

Hot Shot: This is awesome! A sunny day and an open road!

Red Alert: Remember, we are on a mission, Hot Shot!

Hot Shot: Yeah, yeah, yeah… Road hog!

Red Alert: Whoa! That’s the fastest thing I’ve ever seen!

Hot Shot: Faster than me! I thought I was the fastest thing in the universe. Talk about a letdown.

[End]

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