Transformers: Armada
“Miracle” – Episode 42
Written by Terry Klassen and Ward Perry
Transcription by Brandon Williams
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Narrator: The battlefield has shifted. The Autobots and Decepticons are racing through space to face the greatest evil the Transformers have ever encountered. They have entered… the Unicron Battles.
[Commercial]
Alexis: (VO) Looking on from aboard the Autobot’s Axalon spaceship, Earth seems so beautiful, yet so fragile. It glimmers like a jewel. I will return. But for now, we have to travel to the Transformer homeworld Cybertron and face the evil forces of Megatron once and for all and stop his evil plan.
Carlos: Well, goodbye Earth. See ya soon.
Rad: Don’t worry, bud. We’ll be back. The day the battle on Cybertron is over, that’s the way we’ll be coming back to Earth.
Alexis: Yeah. One day.
Billy: Awwhawhawhaw!
Alexis: Huh?
Fred: What’s up with you, Billy?
Billy: Stupid me! I forgot my video camera!
Fred: What a drag.
Billy: Now nobody’s gonna believe we were in space!
Fred: Hey, maybe this’ll cheer ya up, Billy. I brought along my Video Pal to play.
Billy: You forgot to bring along the cartridges, ya doofus!
Fred: Aw, you’re just jealous.
Alexis: Hey, you guys! Would you put a lid on it? We’re having a moment over here!
Sideswipe: Nothing unusual to report on radar, sir.
Red Alert: And engines running at full thrust, Hot Shot.
Jetfire: Red Alert, lock up to our warp co-ordinates, stat.
Red Alert: Roger that.
Hot Shot: Focus, gentlemen. Hoist, how does your new name fit your new reformatting?
Hoist: It fits just fine, commander.
Hot Shot: Sideswipe, how about bringing up Earth on the main monitor for us?
Sideswipe: You’ve got it, bro.
Blurr: Aww… What a beautiful planet.
Hot Shot: Yeah. It will always be a special place for us. Especially for Optimus. I guess you could call it our second home. We’ll never forget you. You’ll always be commander to us, and we salute you, Optimus-sir.
Megatron: Unbelievable.
Thrust: Pardon, sir?
Megatron: I can’t believe Prime would sacrifice himself for such a meaningless planet. I thought he was more intelligent, but I suppose I was wrong in my assessment of that fool. Demolishor!
Demolishor: Uh, sir!
Megatron: Exactly where are the Autobots now?
Demolishor: Which Autobots, Megatron?
Megatron: Don’t play games! You tell me precisely where they are and on the double, soldier!
Demolishor: Uh, yes, sir! At last report, they’d just left Earth, but appear to be closing the gap at a phenominal rate, sir.
Thrust: Don’t worry, Megatron. They’ll never catch up with us. Soon, we’ll reach our warp co-ordinates and then we’ll be home!
Megatron: Silence!
Thrust: Uh!
Megatron: Did I say I was worried, Squidhead?! The Autobots, without Optimus Prime, are no more of a threat to me than a common housefly!
Thrust: My sincerest apologies, sir. We will not concern ourselves with their craft and we’ll prepare instead to warp.
Megatron: Turn us around.
Thrust: Eh, what?!
Megatron: The time has come to swat that fly.
Thrust: B-but sire… We’ve almost reached the warp co-ordinates. May I suggest we continue —
Megatron: — Enough! I gave the order, now do it! Time to erradicate those good-for-nothing Autobots and their toys for good.
Sideswipe: Hmm… Must have imagined it. Or not!
Red Alert: What’s up, Sideswipe?
Sideswipe: Radar’s picked up some unidentified bogeys coming at us.
Red Alert: You sure?
Hoist: Do you think they might be Decepticon ships?
Hot Shot: Let’s not jump to any conclusions. Sideswipe, turn on the main monitor.
Sideswipe: Yessir!
Rad: Hey, what’s wrong with High Wire?
Carlos: Dude, what’s up?
Alexis: Is something wrong?
Rad: Hmm… Say, maybe they’re — sensing something. Hhh! Ahh, it’s like we’re under attack!
Alexis: Oh wow! They — they look like fireflies.
Rad: I don’t think they have fireflies in space.
High Wire: Friends. Yes, they are friends.
Rad: Uhh…. Hey! They’re friendly!
Hot Shot: Those are Mini-Cons!
Hoist: Boy, that’s strange. I never knew it was possible to detect Mini-Cons on our radar system.
Red Alert: We can, Smokescreen. When they turned on their signal beacon transmitter.
Hoist: But how did they all get here?
Hot Shot: Why did they all come to meet us, Red Alert?
Red Alert: I believe the Mini-Cons aboard our ship broadcast a signal to which other Mini-Cons responded.
Blurr: It’s amazing the bond the Mini-Cons have between eachother. Totally amazing.
Rad: You mean each one of those lights is a Mini-Con?
Carlos: Cool! But why are they buzzing around like that?
Billy: Aw, man. It looks like every Mini-Con in the universe showed up here.
Rad: Gee, High Wire. Did you call them all out? Here to battle?
Carlos: Hey, I got it. They all showed up to battle alongside the Autobots!
Alexis: What’s the matter?
Rad: High Wire?
Carlos: Hey, dude, what’s he saying?
Rad: Haven’t got a clue. What’s wrong?
High Wire: Enemy.
Rad: What?
Billy: Aw, man, I don’t like the sound of that.
Fred: Yeah, no kiddin’.
Carlos: What, you wanna high-five?
Rad: Aaaaaaahhh!
[Flashback from “Chase”]
Rad: Let’s get outta here! This is no hallucination!
Carlos: Okay, but where do we go, Rad?
Alexis: Hey, you guys! I think I found a way out. C’mon, let’s go!
Rad: Hmmm? Aaahh! Aaaahhh!
Kids: Aaaahhh!
[End of Flashback]
Rad: What — was that for?
High Wire: Unicron.
Alexis: Unicron?
Carlos: Man, I’m totally lost.
Billy: Is this Unicron a person or a thing?
Fred: Yeah, what?
Alexis: Hh, wait a minute! That’s who he meant by enemy!
Rad: Ah! Are you saying this Unicron is coming down here after you guys
Billy: It sounds like this freak is meaner than Megatron! What’re we gonna do?
Carlos: I wish Optimus were here right now.
Fred: Huh? Uh… Hey, look. You can’t see Earth anymore.
Alexis: It’s okay…
Cyclonus: Aw, how come we have to go back, anyway?
Wheeljack: Because Megatron said. Now quit asking stupid questions.
Megatron: I don’t know why, but the thought of you infuriates me, Optimus.
[Commercial]
Sideswipe: I’ve locked on incoming and they’re closing in fast!
Hoist: Betcha anything it’s the Decepticons.
Jetfire: Maybe not. Why would they send out such a huge fleet after us?
Rad: Hot Shot! Hot Shot! Are they Decepticons?
Hot Shot: We’re still analyzing the data, Rad.
Sideswipe: Bro! It’s just an asteroid field!
Hot Shot: You serious?
Hoist: Oh, great. Let’s fix that radar.
Red Alert: Let’s not let our guard down yet. There could be enemy spacecrafts camoflauged inside the asteroid debris. New course, Blurr.
Blurr: I’m on it! No one’s gonna touch this ship. Red Alert, increase power one more factor.
Red Alert: Roger.
Blurr: I can do this. Buckle up, boys. We’re going for it!
Carlos: Hey, what are ya doing, Blurr?!
Blurr: Steady, Blurr, steady… Keep focused… Oh no! It’s getting thicker. Hang on! What the?
Hoist: Hey Blurr, where’d ya learn to drive?
Blurr: Sorry guys.
Red Alert: It looks like — we’re almost clear of the asteroids.
Sideswipe: I’ve got bad news, boys. Just detected an enemy ship!
Hot Shot: Now what?! It’s time to get ready for battle, men! Red Alert, I want you to stay put and make sure the kids are safe!
Red Alert: Yessir!
Megatron: Gentlemen, annhiliate that Autobot ship and don’t leave any evidence behind! Attack! And swiftly!
Rad: Red Alert! We came down here to give you a hand.
Red Alert: Okay, listen closely, kids. I want you to keep an eye on the Decepticon ship.
Rad: All right! You got it!
Alexis: Huh? No, wait! You can’t do this all by yourselves!
Megatron: Tidal Wave, attack now!
Tidal Wave: Combine and transform!
Alexis: Hey, hang on, you guys! Ohh… Junk, not you too! Ohh.
Rad: The Mini-Cons did what, Alexis?
Alexis: They headed straight for the warp gate platform.
Red Alert: They’re doing what they’re programmed for. And we need their help.
Carlos: C’mon, Rad, we’ve got a job to do.
Rad: We do.
Fred: Look! It’s the Decepticons!
Rad: Huh?
Thrust: You’re all mine! Hahaha! You won’t win this battle if that’s the best you can do! Ah, ah! Aaaahhh! Transform! Ugh! Oh, gah! Are those Mini-Cons firing at me?
Jetfire: You’re mine, pencilhead. Yeehaw!
Thrust: Transform!
Jetfire: Oh no, you don’t!
Cyclonus: Ahahaha! Woohoohoohoo! It doesn’t seem like work when you love your job!
Blurr: Enjoy it while you can because you’re about to be terminated!
Hot Shot: Aaah! Hey, ya traitor! It’s nice to see ya again!
Starscream: Transform!
Megatron: Would you quit fooling around and get this over with sometime today?
Demolishor: That’s it. I’ll give you till the count of three to get off of me.
Scavenger: Like you can count.
Megatron: Out of my way, Demolishor!
Scavenger: What? No!
Demolishor: Yes. The Requiem Blaster!
Megatron: Heads up.
Scavenger: Aaaaahh!
Megatron: Hahahaha! Hahahaha! Just like shooting fish in a barrell. With one shot from my Requiem Blaster, you will be reduced to space dust.
Sideswipe: Aaaah! Not if I can help it!
Megatron: Heh, you’ll be next.
Sideswipe: Oh! Oh! Aaaaaahh!
Megatron: They don’t build Autobots like they used to. Heh, heh, heh. Time to sink a battleship. Heh, heh, heh…
Hot Shot: Megatron! Sorry, but now ya got me to get past!
Megatron: Hahaha. I enjoy a challenge. However, I must say you’re a poor substitute for Optimus Prime.
Hot Shot: Oh yeah? Well go ahead and bring it on, Megatron.
Megatron: So, any final requests, Autobot? I’ll take that as a no. Now, let’s get this over with.
Hot Shot: Aaaah! Aaaaaah!
Megatron: I remember the good old days when fighting Autobots was a challenge. Heh. You are so pathetic.
Starscream: Huh?
Megatron: Now what?
Hot Shot: What the?
Megatron: Aaaaaahhh! Identify yourself! A Mini-Con?
Hot Shot: That you, Optimus?
Megatron: I don’t have time for your holographic tricks! Whoever you are, show yourself or perish now! Aaaahh…!
Optimus: It’s over, Megatron!
Megatron: Ugh… It can’t be! N-no… It’s — it’s some kind of trick! Optimus! Ah!
Scavenger: Yes. He’s back!
Red Alert: I don’t believe my optics.
Thrust: Oh no… This is going to ruin everything I planned!
Megatron: Aaaahhh! No! Impossible! This has to be some kin of Autobot illusion!
Optimus: No illusion, Megatron! I’m back and I’m gonna finish this.
Megatron: Urgh… Sorry, Prime. But — you’re all mine this time.
Optimus: Optimus, super mode! Transform! Powerlink! Max fire!
Megatron: Aaahh, aaah!
Fred & Carlos: Whoaaa….
Alexis: Whaaa…
Rad: Whoa… Optimus is back! This is amazing!
Thrust: Retreat!
Megatron: Heh, heh, heh, heh, heh, heh, heh… Ha, ha, ha, ha! I never thought I’d say this, but it’s good to have you back, Prime.
Rad: (VO) No one could believe their eyes to see Optimus again. But somehow, the Mini-Cons had managed to get him back and just in time, too.
[End]